[his chip is out, which means that Sonic is 'juicing' around wherever he can, enjoying his speed after waiting around two months with that chip! Finally he's back on top, at least in his own mind, ready for anything!]

Alright! Let's see ol' 'Buttnik handle some good ol' juice!

Mmm,I'm hungry...I think today I'll have something sweet...

[Amy enters the kitchen.]

Or maybe something crunchy...

[And...SPLAT! She gets a pie in the face.]

...

WHO THREW THAT?!

((no one,Amy! It's Pi Day! Anyone who enters the kitchen will be hit with a pie.))

[All is nice and peaceful...and then there's a sound of EXPLOSION and a door flies open, Shade tumbling out of it and rolling before stopping in a crouch- the door is now gone and Shade looks pretty beat up, bruises on her and scuff and scorch marks on her armor ( Read more... )

...wh-what? Impossible! B-b-b-back here?! Again!?

Oh, I hate my life...

[Snively the Great makes his triumphant return]

[Dear Diary, being spontaneously combusted sucks

He's back in the lobby, looking a bit frazzled, but otherwise no worse for wear. He sits down in a chair, rubbing his forehead]

That hurt.

Man, what else is this place gonna start do--

( Youtube vid and lyrics ahead )

[The crash and clang of metal against the ground is heard. After several moments, it is followed by a strange, partially-robotic voice.]

You thought your worthless, pathetic human technology could kill me?

...

You wish.